A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired,
in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for him as his valet.

"Your duties will be exactly the same as they were in the Army," the general said. "Nothing to it -- you'll catch on again fast."

Next morning promptly at eight o'clock, the ex-orderly entered the ex-general's bedroom, pulled open the drapes, gave the general a gentle shake, strode around the other side of the bed, spanked his employer's wife on her bottom and said, "OK, sweetheart, it's back to the village for you."

lol, I like that. Not so sure about the General`s wife though.

TOOPEEKAA'S TUESDAY'S TICKLER FOR THE DAY


Subject: HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it "George W. Bush"

3. Send it to the trash.

4. Empty the trash.

5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of "George W. Bush"?

6. Firmly Click "Yes."

7. Feel better.

PS: Next week we'll do Cheney

Where is the T1 Tickler for Today

Bring on Cheney, firmly clicking delete Bush was fun!