There seem to be quite a few older critters on this forum , like me, so maybe you will hav your mind teased a bit. Maybe a tear will leak out also.

Post your thoughts and feelings if you wish/can

>> http://oldfortyfives.com/TakeMeBackToTheFifties.htm

Baby Boomer Blues
It was fun being a baby boomer... until now. Some of the artists of the 60's
are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate us Baby Boomers as we
'mature'. They include:
Herman's Hermits -- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.
Ringo Starr -- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
The Bee Gees -- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Bobby Darin -- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
Roberta Flack -- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash -- I Can't See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon -- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores -- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Procol Harem -- A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer -- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations -- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba -- Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando -- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy -- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore -- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.
And my favorite: Willie Nelson -- On the Commode Again

James Brown - Papa's got a Brand new Colostomy Bag

The Stylistics - Can't Give You Anything but my Pension

T. Rex - Telegram Sam

Leo Sayer - Thunder in my Bottom

Frankie Lymon - Why do OAP's Fall Over

Paul McCartney - When I was 64

Yazz - The Only Way is Up

While you read this, imagine you are listening to Ray Price singing

"For The Good Times"

   

   

Note the "Penny Post Card" that included the postage.

Seems like you could get your car overhauled for the price of a Big Mac