In a Rome laundry:
"Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having
a good time."

In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:
"We take your bags and send them in all directions."

A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
"It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people
of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one
tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose."

Note at the bottom of the menu of a German restaurant:
"After the main course we suggest that you sample the tart of the house"

In a Paris hotel elevator:
"Please leave your values at the front desk."

In a Japanese hotel:
"You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."

In a Leipzig elevator:
"Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up."

In the office of a Roman doctor:
"Specialist in women and other diseases."

In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
"The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time
we regret that you will be unbearable."

In a Tokyo shop:
"Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are
best in the long run."

On the door of a Moscow hotel room:
"If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it."

In an East African newspaper:
"A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors
have thrown in the bulk of their workers."

In a Tokyo bar:
"Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts."

In a Yugoslavian hotel:
"The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid."

And a few more-

Over a gynecologist's office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

In a veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

Door of a plastic surgeon's office:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

On a maternity room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

At an optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."

In a podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

At a proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."

i love this

Quote:In the office of a Roman doctor:
"Specialist in women and other diseases."

eheh

Quote:In a Tokyo bar:
"Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts."

Really?