What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"I wonder if it's mine?"

I received a call from an anxious patient. "I'm diabetic and I'm
afraid I took too much insulin this morning," she told me. "Are you
light-headed?" I asked. "Yes," she answered, "I'm a blonde, how did you know."

Once there was a magical mirror and if you lied in front of it you`d disappear from existence... so there was a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette went up to it and said,"I think that blondes are nice".... poof she disappeared. So the redhead went up to it and said,"I'm a virgin" poof she dissappeared. The blonde went up to it and said,"I Think" poof she was gone.


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There was a blonde driving down a road and spotted at the sign that is on a tree next to a mansion that said $100,000. she called the number and said "I want this item and I will send the money as soon as i get home. three weeks later she got a packege in the mail that had keys so she called the guy and asked "what are the keys for" the guy said " they are for the mansion. The blond said "Wow, I thought that I was buying the tree.

The color of the hair has been omitted to protect the innocent

There was this bank where the employees went on strike leaving the
bank officers to do the teller's tasks. While the strike was on this
customer called the bank and asked if they were open. They told her
they had two windows open. Then she asked, "Can't I just come though
the front door?"