There is a lot of good stuff taking th Pi*s out of the 4 running in the US Election and the 2 existing holders. By this I mean McCain & Palin, and Obame & Biden, and the 2 present jerks

This thread is dedicated to ribbing any of this group:

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Speaking of Sarah Palin, she said she's a life-long member of the
National Rifle Association. Which may explain why she's in favor of
shotgun weddings
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They say John McCain's biggest challenge is trying to convince people
that he's not George W. Bush. Just the fact that he went to Vietnam
shows he's not George W. Bush
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This is sweet — Barack Obama took his daughters to their first day of
school. In a related story, John McCain took his daughters to pick up
their first Social Security checks
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A new probe shows that U.S. government employees received bribes from
energy companies including illicit sex and drugs. It's what the Bush
administration likes to call: "On-Shore Drilling
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Barack Obama is now denying that he is email pals with the beautiful
actress, Scarlett Johansson. Remember that story? They were saying
that Scarlett Johansson and Barack Obama were emailing each other. He
says no, it's not true. In fact his exact words were "I did not have
textual relations with that woman."

McCain is demanding an apology. Two U.S. senators arguing over
lipstick — and neither one of them is Larry Craig.

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher who was hurt while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President. The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.' Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle.'

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. 'You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with."

Mother's education of her daughter