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A missing cock
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A missing cock

The priest in a small village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church, but one Saturday night the cock was missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village, so he started to question his parishioners in the church the next morning.

During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has! anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up.

"No, no", he said, "that wasn't what I meant! Has anybody seen a cock?"
All the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant! Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up.

"No, no", he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?"

All the nuns, three alter boys, two priests, and a goat stood up.

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10-19-2007 02:13 PM
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