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(Check out these actual cases).
> Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a
> burned-out
> section of forest while assessing the damage done
> by a forest
> fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet
> suit, complete
> with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and face
> mask.
> A postmortem test revealed that the man died not
> from burns, but
> from massive internal injuries. Dental records
> provided a positive
> identification. Investigators then set about to
> determine how a
> fully clothed diver ended up in the middle of a
> forest fire.
> It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man
> went diving off the coast, some 20 miles from the
> forest. The fire fighters, seeking to control the
> fire
> as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of
> helicopters with
> very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the
> ocean and emptied
> at the site of the forest fire.
> You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like
> Flipper in the
> bucket 300 feet in the air. Some days it just
> doesn't pay to get
> out of bed.
> ___________________________________________
> Still think you're having a bad day?
> A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio,
> his
> wife nearby in the kitchen. While racing the engine,
> the motorcycle accidentally slipped into gear. The
> man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged
> along as it burst through the glass patio doors.
> His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find
> her husband cut and bleeding, the motorcycle, and
> the shattered
> patio door. She called for an ambulance and, because
> the house sat
> on a fairly large hill, went down the several
> flights of stairs to
> meet the paramedics and escort them to her husband.
> While the attendants were loading her husband, the
> wife managed to right the motorcycle and push it
> outside. She also quickly blotted up the spilled
> gasoline with some paper towels and tossed them into
> the toilet.
> After being treated and released, the man returned
> home, looked at the shattered patio door and the
> damage done to his motorcycle. He went into the
> bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while
> attending to
> his business. About to stand, he flipped the butt
> between his legs.
> The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud
> explosion and her husband screaming. Finding him
> lying
> on the bathroom floor with his trousers blown away
> and burns on his
> buttocks, legs and groin, she once again phoned for
> an ambulance.
> The same paramedic crew was dispatched.
> As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to
> the ambulance they asked the wife how he had come to
> burn himself. She told them. They started laughing
> so hard, one
> slipped, causing the stretcher to dump her husband
> out. He fell
> down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.
> ______________________________________________
> Still having a bad day? Just remember, it could be
> worse...
> The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the
> Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a
> special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved
> animals were
> being released back into the wild amid cheers and
> applause from
> onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer
> whale ate them
> both.
> _____________________________________________
> Still think you are having a bad day?
> A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen
> shaking
> frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some
> kind of wire
> running from his waist towards the electric kettle.
> Intending to
> jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked
> him with a handy
> plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to
> that
> moment, he had been happily listening to his
> Walkman.
> _______________________________________________
> STILL think you're having a bad day?
> Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the
> cruelty of
> sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany.
> Suddenly, all
> two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a
> broken fence,
> stampeding madly and trampled to the two protesters
> to death.
> ____________________________________________
> What?! STILL having a bad day??
> Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough
> postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return
> to sender"
> stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened
> it and was
> blown to bits. There now, feeling better?
sorry to burst your bubble, but the first one is phyiscally impossible. It was proven that way by the mythbusters.
I wouldn`t be surprised if it wasn`t true, but still, in a sick sort of way its still funny just thinking about it. Big Grin
very true
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